Ok, so an important update on our free plane ticket conundrum……we’re goin’ to Vegas!! Well, I should clear that up. Two of us are going to Vegas. The more we discussed our possible family vacation, the more Uber began to ponder the unfairness of little brother’s upcoming swimming with the manatees trip. I mean, he has no interest in swimming with manatees (unless they happen to have swallowed a wi-fi transmitter), but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t deserve his own vacation, he asserts. And, easily guilt-ridden parents that we are, his reasoning began to sound pretty darn sensible.
So where would a newly-14-year-old computer geek wanna go with his parent? I suggested several options…how about Yosemite? I figured he and his dad could have a male bonding experience among nature at its finest. Uber tried to look enthusiastic, but I could see his techie little heart quivering at the thought of being so wholly disconnected from all things electronic. Other options came up, such as visiting Seattle (who knew Microsoft hasn’t created a theme park yet – – Bummer!). We tossed around the idea of heading to a video game convention, but unfortunately they are all located in places like Nowheresville, Indiana this year. Double bummer. So we looked through our trusty 10-year-old family travel guide, and came to the page about Las Vegas. I could almost swear I saw double cherries come up in both eyes as Uber read the descriptions of the lights, sounds, and non-stop technotronics of the Vegas Strip.
“What do they mean ‘The Fun Never Stops’?” You mean you get to stay up all night and gamble and watch live shows??!!” Well—yes–technically. “Oh, Dad, isn’t this gonna be cool??!!” I saw my very intelligent husband looking to me for guidance. Was I actually going to let him take my 14-year-old impressionable homeschooled son to Sin City for a man’s dream-vacation-come-true? Not for all the chest hair on Wayne Newton.
So, Uber and I are taking our first ever trip to Vegas sometime this fall. It will be a blast, I’m sure, although perhaps not quite as scintillating as the trip he pictured with his dad. After all, my idea of gambling is sinking $5.00 at the VFW on Bingo Ladies Night. But, I have ordered the kids guide to Vegas, and have been checking out family friendly Vegas spots on the web. There is actually a video game mega-arcade in Vegas that was designed by Steven Spielberg and the Dreamworks folks. I’m hoping we are able to hit this high-spot toward the end of our vacation, or else we might not ever see a single other neon inch of the city.
I will drag Uber to a show or two, of course, because I am girlie like that, but I will try to make it up to him by ensuring that at least one of them features either scantily clad gals or dancing Wii remotes. Whoa–wouldn’t I be mom of the year if I could find a scantily clad gal dancing with a Wii remote??!! And if the saying is true that “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas”, then we might even sneak in a tug on a slot machine handle. But I guarantee that this will be a trip to remember. I mean how many guys get to look back and remember their incredible teenage Las Vegas trip with their mothers?? Well, I mean those guys that aren’t currently in therapy, of course.
p.s. Anybody have any Vegas tips for us newbies?? Please share them below!!
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